This website knows more than you think

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⚠️ DARK-PATTERN PARODY MODE
This simulates manipulative tracking language. No additional data is actually collected.
Profiling user… correlating identifiers… enriching data…
(Parody. Nothing extra is happening.)
Your IP Address216.73.216.188
Approximate LocationColumbus, United States
Network / ISPAmazon.com, Inc.
DeviceDesktop / Laptop
Operating SystemUnknown
BrowserUnknown
Language PreferencesUnknown
HTTPS UsedYes
Proxy / VPNPossibly
Tor BrowserUnlikely
CDN DetectedYes (Cloudflare)
Bot Likelihood90%
Screen ResolutionDetecting…
Browser TimezoneDetecting…

What we cannot know

Most websites collect far more than this. This page deliberately does not. 

Array
(
    [HTTP_CONNECTION] => Keep-Alive
    [HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR] => 216.73.216.188
    [HTTP_X_FORWARDED_PROTO] => https
    [HTTP_CF_VISITOR] => {"scheme":"https"}
    [HTTP_CF_IPCOUNTRY] => US
    [HTTP_CF_CONNECTING_IP] => 216.73.216.188
    [HTTP_CDN_LOOP] => cloudflare; loops=1
    [HTTP_CF_RAY] => 9c5c3e9a7e8f51f9-CMH
    [HTTP_ACCEPT_ENCODING] => gzip, br
    [HTTP_REFERER] => https://hayward.click/track.php?id=5
    [HTTP_ACCEPT] => */*
    [HTTP_USER_AGENT] => Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; [email protected])
    [HTTP_HOST] => hayward.click
)

GDPR note: No data is stored, logged, or shared. This page exists solely to demonstrate passive exposure.